OFFICIAL
79.0
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
18.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
58.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 08-13-07 |
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1. Exclusive niche content.
2. Video specs are decent.
3. Updates come regularly.
1. Not as varied as other similar sites.
2. Only WMV videos offered.
3. Navigation could be improved.
"The content here is fun, and the site is good enough for now too." |
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As we slowly move towards the apocalypse where men are no longer needed in the world (except for sperm farming), sites like Girls on Machines are only serving to hurt us further in our fight to keep our right to fuck too. But hell yeah it's fun to watch chicks have the biggest orgasms of their lives that no real man can give. All the stats are pretty standard here, with just under 100 scenes, weekly updates, and a $25 a month price tag.
The goods:
- Exclusive niche content. They clearly shoot all the material themselves, as you see the same toys and girls used multiple times here keeping things consistent. The content is fun, as long as you like seeing girls solo with toys and machines over a real dude.
- Video specs are decent. 640x480 and 2000kbps is nothing to sneeze at, and the videos look pretty good because of it. There were some jagged lines here and there I didn't care for, but at least they're trying to keep it nice.
- Updates come regularly. Every week a new scene comes online, which isn't necessarily the fastest in the world, but at least it's very regular.
The bads:
- Not as varied as other similar sites. There seem to be only a few different machines and toys they rotate between here, which may be not as interesting for those of you into the actual toys they're using. The girls each have a few scenes and try them all usually, but you may find more interesting machines elsewhere.
- Only WMV videos offered. They come in three quality options at least, but those of you who don't like WMV will be out of luck here. I wouldn't mind seeing another video type (or two!), in perhaps a DivX, MPG, or even Quicktime option.
- Navigation could be improved. They list their scenes in order, with only four scenes per page. That means there's a lot of clicking involved to find some fun content. I'd love to see a model's index added, a list of content by toy type, or maybe even just a huge interactive search engine. As the site grows, this will become even more of a necessity.
Conclusion:
Girls on Machines is a pretty standard paysite all around I'd say. They have a slight niche going, exclusive content, regular updates, decent-looking videos, and they're getting close to breaking that 100-scene barrier. There's nothing here overly exciting I'd say as far as the site goes, which will keep it just in the "good" range instead of the "great" range. Adding a few of the suggestions above would help, and so will some time to really grow that collection count.
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