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Content
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| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
14.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
4.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
61.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
8.4 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
8.4 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Large exclusive collection.
2. Good quality content.
3. Consistant updates.
1. Plain design.
2. No easy full scene downloads.
"For good quality video and pictures of women fucking machines look no further." |
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FuckingMachines.com is a very unique site featuring, well, fucking machines. The guys who run this site have some pretty incredible imaginations to come up with these contraptions. The site has been around for a few years now and while I've always been curious about the machines here, I've never taken the time to look inside the site due to the unpolished nature of the tour. After a brief glance inside at the content, however, I suppose the old adage is true. Don't judge a book by its cover. :)
The design of the site is not the most attractive I've ever seen. The gray background and black text feels very utilitarian. The navigation isn't the best or the worst I've seen. The best way I determined to view the content is to click on the top link that says "Movies." From there you'll be presented with a chronological list of galleries. You can see a thumbnail, read the description and find out the set stats like how many pictures were taken and how long the video is. I thought I spotted a model index but it was not at all what I was expecting. You can search the models for various features but when the results come up you only get a picture and a bio of the model with no links to her galleries. That was disappointing. Anyhow, the other browsing feature worth mentioning is the Updates section. It's similar to the Movie section in layout. The only difference is here you get 12 small preview images instead of 1.
All of the episodes include a photo set and movie. There are anywhere between 50 and 300 pics per gallery. I love big galleries like this! And they have quality on their side, as well. The pictures are 535x800 and crystal clear. The video quality is also excellent. The movies are between 12 and 50 minutes long and play in RealPlayer. They're available in both broadband and modem speeds. The broadband speed is just beautiful. The modem speed isn't even worth checking out. If you prefer to watch the movies in short clips, those are available, too. You can even download all of the movie clips in a zip file if you like. This is a really nice feature. As you can probably guess, 99% of the content here is single girls riding sexual appliances. Some of the gizmos vibrate, some them stroke, some of them spin, some of them plunge, some of them even suck nipples. The women take it in one hole or two. Sometimes a friend comes along for the ride. The women all seem to really love it. They scream and moan and cum over and over again. I know I'm putting the Loving Chair at the top of my Christmas wish list! All of the machines have a little animated demo with stats like strenths, weaknesses and horsepower listed. They're pretty fun to check out. I don't know how they came up with these. There is also a forum that might be interesting to some. Members discuss the machines and the models. It seems pretty active.
I enjoyed FuckingMachines.com much more than I expected. This is a very unique site with a great sized collection of exclusive, good quality pictures. A redesign would help immensely but you're not joining the site for the pretty colors. You're joining to see some hot women riding some great machines. The price is a bit up there considering you don't get any fancy bonuses or access to other sites. However, you'll be hard pressed to find this content elsewhere and the weekly updates are sure to keep you around for more.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 08-04-04 |
In the nine months since we last looked at Fucking Machines I still haven't come across a site that remotely approaches the unique content found here. No other site can match the quality or machine variety on Fucking Machines. Not a whole lot has changed since our initial review, although they now link to each model's galleries on her bio page which makes browsing a touch easier. There are now 216 scenes online (up from 173 before), each with large photo and video collections. FuckingMachines.com truly is the ultimate site for this kind of unique content and should be your only stop for quality video of girls fucking machines.
Score increased from 81.6 to 84.9.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 09-07-06 |
Another two years have passed and Fucking Machines still rules as the ultimate woman on machine site. Their massive collection includes nearly 340 scenes, thanks to years and years of regular updates. Quality has been continually upgraded with their 700k videos looking nice and sharp and their photos larger than ever at 1200x1047. It even looks like the site has had some new graphics added, although the design feels pretty much the same. Fucking Machines keeps getting better and better, while continuing to dominate the market for machine-lovin' sites.
Score remains at 84.9.
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