|
Content
|
| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
14.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
14.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
4.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
62.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
8.4 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
8.4 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
|
|
1. Big collection of exclusive videos.
2. Unique machine-sex action.
3. Customizable zip movie downloads.
1. Design is a little bit plain.
2. One update per week.
"How horny must a chick be if she'll have sex with a hydraulic pump?" |
|
|
I've never seen anything like this before. I admit I'm not into fetishes, but usually have some grasp of what they all consist of and why it turns people on. But this site was something different altogether. I mean women screwing machines? Actually it's more like the machines screw the women. They just lay back and let the machines do all the work, just like a woman huh? The machines here are not just dildos by an means, but are big as suitcases with gears, hydraulics, pumps, steel rods, etc. Each has a name such as The Hammer, The Twinserter (sounds painful), The Antique Intruder, and The Fucking Chair. Currently they own and put to use 28 machines on the site. The one thing they all have in common is the big dildo on the end.
The content is organized by update and searchable by model. Each model has a complete set of pictures (usually over 100) and a long video (somewhere between 12-52 minutes). Right from the start the girl uses a machine and then throughout the shoot she usually tries out several other machines. It's pretty wierd stuff and it's easy to see many of them are wary of what the hell the machine will do to her. Most do get into it and seem to enjoy themselves or put on a good show for the audience. I did recognize a handful of the the performers from other porn sites, but that's no problem since they've never performed scenes like this elsewhere.
Content quality is very good, especially the videos. These aren't crappy feeds. For the older movies you'll need Real Player, but the more recent updates are available in both Real and Windows Media formats. I like the download choices too. You can stream the entire video on two different speeds, broadband or modem, or watch individual video segments or clips. Also, you can selectively choose which clips you want to package as a zip file and download them all at once. That's one feature I'd never seen before, very clever. The photo galleries also have a similar features with viewable hi and low res pics with downloadable zips.
The free tour let's you see a good selection of preview pics for each of the performances. I say, if you're intreagued by what you see, go ahead and sign up. This content doesn't necessarily do it for me, however I can vouch for the amount and quality of what's inside. I doubt you'll find a better collection of stuff exactly like this, so go ahead and lay out the $29.90/mo. As a member you can also provide feedback for each shoot, talk on the message boards, and make suggestions for future shoots.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 08-04-04 |
Since the initial October 2003 review Fucking Machines has continued to update with one new video per week. Now the total number is 216+ which is a lot for 100% original material. All new vids are available as both WMV and Real files; it's still just the oldest movies that are solely in Real format. Video quality still rocks and the site design remains average. Basically, with the continued content additions Fucking Machines is a better bargain now than it was when initially reviewed. With more machines and more chicks members get more for their money.
Members should be sure to read the user comments for each video; those are entertaining in their own right. Some of the dudes are crazy with rants about how hot the scenes are while others bitch and moan that the update sucked. To sum up, with the continued content additions Fucking Machines is a better bargain now than it was when initially reviewed. These scores have changed: Quantity +0.5, Design -0.5, Price +0.5, and Editor's Curve +0.5.
Score increased from 85.0 to 85.5.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 09-08-06 |
Fucking Machines has grown into a really nice sized site with now well over 300 videos and galleries in their collection. These guys are still all about the content production although the site does seem to have a new dark blue background color and some graphics that are a little flashier. They're also offering iPod format on the videos along with their customizable zip WMV and Real formats. So the growth in number of episodes and those small design and vid formatting improvements are the new things at fucking machines. Actually there's one more thing. It looks like they're mixing up the shoot locations with some different settings like outdoors, ski lodge, and other weird furniture set ups. Variety like that always helps. Oh and let me say for the third time I still love the member feedback posts - they're a hoot! These scores have changed: Quality -0.5, Design +0.5, Value +0.5, and Curve +0.5.
Score decreased from 85.5 to 85.4.
|
