Fat Joe's Cafe NETWORK

Fat Joe's Cafe is the network of hardcore sites brought to you by the folks at Mob Bucks, and hits niches like Brazilian hardcore, cum shots, tranny action and more.


Category:  Hardcore Sex  Secondary:  Porn Videos

Launched:  Mar 2005 (approx.)   Pop-Ups: None


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site facts
Content and cost details about fatjoescafe.com. First Listed: 03-28-05 Facts Update: 08-04-08

Cost:
Monthly:$29.95 (recurring)
Billing: 1. CCBill  2. Epoch

Credit Card, 900 Number, Online Check
Company Info:
PM Media, LLC
24 Sites Listed
Partner:  Satan Cash

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Fat Joe's Cafe Sites - 14 Sites : (click the link to view all) *Up to 10 sites are shown below.



1. Brazilian Bitches

07-04-05
77.1


2. GoGo Auditions

07-03-05
75.6


3. Josie Junior

08-23-05
72.8


4. Pussy Kat Club

06-17-06
72.2


5. The Cum Slut

10-06-05
70.6



6. Totally Tranny

07-13-05
69.4


7. Stunning Angels

07-23-06
67.2


8. Cute Teen Pink

07-14-06
66.7


9. Oral Cravings

06-08-06
66.7


10. My Tight Panties

06-14-06
59.7

Vanessa's review
Vanessa's complete review and scoring breakdown of Fat Joe's Cafe.

OFFICIAL
74.0
not bad

Content

Quality : 15.5 / 20 
Quantity : 13.0 / 15 
Entertain : 13.0 / 15 
Updates : 7.0 / 10 
Exclusive : 5.0 / 05 
Download : 3.0 / 05 
sub-total : 56.5 / 70 

Navigation
Easy : 7.0 / 10 
Features : 2.5 / 05 
Design : 3.0 / 05 
sub-total : 12.5 / 20 

Other
Originality : 2.5 / 05 
Hard Facts : 2.5 / 05 
sub-total : 5.0 / 10 

Curve : 0.0 (+/-5) 

Scoring Criteria  New

New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank.
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Vanessa
Editor: Vanessa Initial Review: 07-26-06

PROS:

1. Access to 4+ sites.

2. Reduced membership price.

3. Good quality videos.

4. Central member's area.


CONS:

1. Content is not date stamped and what is, is outdated.

2. All but 1 site is fairly small.

3. Could use more browsing features/download options.


 BOTTOM LINE:

"This Network didn't feel as straightforward as it seems but it bears some potential."
FatJoesCafe.com isn't your average porn site. Sporting a big fat caricature complete with a greasy doughnut, Fat Joe's offers "a belly full of porn" with thick-assed Brazilian girls getting fucked long and hard, cum sluts, trannies, and more. The tour page is hard on the eyes if you ask me - there's too much flashy-flash going on - but don't let that sway you from what's to come. Fat Joe's Cafe is actually a group of 4+ sites ranging from Brazillian Bitches to cum sluts, tranny's and sexy Gogo dancers. The (reduced) price is set for a mere $14.95 per month, giving you access to all 4+ sites which totals in over 250+ videos (The Cum Slut being their biggest site).

The Good:

- 4+ sites in one with over 250+ videos total and a reduced membership price of only $14.95 per month. Well I'd say that's a good deal, wouldn't you?
All of the video content is exclusive and between the 4 sites plus lots of extras, I'd say most will never be at a loss for new material.

- Video episodes are offered in full-length for Broadband connections and streams as high as 1200k-1500k depending on the site. The quality of the content is quite nice; amateur in style but still very nice.

- A central members area makes it easy enough to switch back and forth between the sites, 3 of which are set-up exactly alike (Totally Tranny is the one exception).

The Bad:

- With the exception of the Cum Slut, most of these sites are rather small and offer somewhere between 30 and 40+ videos.

- All but one of the sites offer nothing in the way of date stamps, so it's not real clear how often each is updated or when. Only the Tranny site gives dates and it looks like nothing new has been added since early June (it's almost August!).

- It looks like you might get access to another site here called Facial MVP? There is no sign or mention of it in the main member’s area of Fat Joes Cafe, but I did find it from the "coming soon" list on one of the other sites and my network password did work. It looks like there are only 10+ (MPG only) videos offered on it so far and the quality is nowhere near as good, however.

- Your only options for viewing the videos is either the high quality 1200k streams/downloads or a mere 56k one (full-length or broken down into clips). I'd like to see something in between.

The Conclusion:

I'm a little stuck with this one. What started off promising has somewhat left a bad aftertaste, and that might just be because we start with "the good" and end with "the bad". Granted the price is rather cheap for almost 250+ videos total, and the content is exclusive. It just didn't feel like this is as straight forward of a Network as I had hoped. No date stamps and false "recently added" or "coming soon" content makes me just a little nervous. They've done a good job by offering higher quality full-length downloads; now they need to work on making the content more accessible and straightforward.

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other editor reviews
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Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Spencer Spencer 78.0 of 100  REVIEW

"The sites are pretty standard here, but the content looks great and the price is right!"
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Maggie Maggie 75.5 of 100  REVIEW

"The discount price is great but keep in mind you get what you pay for."
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Duke Duke 75.0 of 100  REVIEW

"Fat Joe's is a small network of sites made up of quite a unique mix of niches."

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