Fat Joe's Cafe NETWORK

Fat Joe's Cafe is the network of hardcore sites brought to you by the folks at Mob Bucks, and hits niches like Brazilian hardcore, cum shots, tranny action and more.


Category:  Hardcore Sex  Secondary:  Porn Videos

Launched:  Mar 2005 (approx.)   Pop-Ups: None


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site facts
Content and cost details about fatjoescafe.com. First Listed: 03-28-05 Facts Update: 08-04-08

Cost:
Monthly:$29.95 (recurring)
Billing: 1. CCBill  2. Epoch

Credit Card, 900 Number, Online Check
Company Info:
PM Media, LLC
24 Sites Listed
Partner:  Satan Cash

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Fat Joe's Cafe Sites - 14 Sites : (click the link to view all) *Up to 10 sites are shown below.



1. Brazilian Bitches

07-04-05
77.1


2. GoGo Auditions

07-03-05
75.6


3. Josie Junior

08-23-05
72.8


4. Pussy Kat Club

06-17-06
72.2


5. The Cum Slut

10-06-05
70.6



6. Totally Tranny

07-13-05
69.4


7. Stunning Angels

07-23-06
67.2


8. Cute Teen Pink

07-14-06
66.7


9. Oral Cravings

06-08-06
66.7


10. My Tight Panties

06-14-06
59.7

Spencer's review
Spencer's complete review and scoring breakdown of Fat Joe's Cafe.

OFFICIAL
78.0
pretty good

Content

Quality : 17.0 / 20 
Quantity : 12.5 / 15 
Entertain : 13.5 / 15 
Updates : 4.5 / 10 
Exclusive : 5.0 / 05 
Download : 3.0 / 05 
sub-total : 55.5 / 70 

Navigation
Easy : 7.0 / 10 
Features : 2.5 / 05 
Design : 3.5 / 05 
sub-total : 13.0 / 20 

Other
Originality : 3.5 / 05 
Hard Facts : 3.0 / 05 
sub-total : 6.5 / 10 

Curve : 3.0 (+/-5) 

Scoring Criteria  New

New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank.
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Spencer
Editor: Spencer Initial Review: 07-24-06

PROS:

1. Videos look pretty nice.

2. Great monthly price.

3. All hardcore content.


CONS:

1. Needs some growth (more content and sites).

2. Getting around could be easier.

3. Not sure if they're still growing.


 BOTTOM LINE:

"The sites are pretty standard here, but the content looks great and the price is right!"
Okay I really hope I like Fat Joe's Cafe. Take a look at the tour and you'll know why. Fat Joe doesn't seem like he's going to take too lightly to any criticism I may have, and may take me out back to kick my ass (or worse!). Fat Joe's Cafe is actually a network site which includes access to Brazilian Bitches, Go Go Auditions, The Cum Slut, and Totally Tranny. What's better is the setup a nice deal for you if you're reading this, and you can click through and get access for just $15 a month instead of $30 a month. That's a great way to start a review!

The goods:

- Videos look pretty nice. They've kept ahead of the curve a bit with their specs and the videos look pretty nice for the extra work. There's still a little room for improvement here or there, but all in all I don't think you'll be disappointed with video quality here.

- Great monthly price. Anytime you break the sub-$20 barrier it's definitely a good thing. $30 is on the higher end of membership costs, so getting it down to $15 for you guys was a huge jump in value.

- All hardcore content. It's your pretty standard set of network sites here (except that there aren't too many of them), which means lots of hardcore fucking in a few different genres.

The bads:

- Needs some growth (more content and sites). Looking at some of the sites, they don't seem to have grown in the last few months. Many are stuck in the 30-40 episode range, and there are only links to four different sites on the network homepage. Even at the price, I'd hope to see some growth here to make your recurring membership worthwhile

- Getting around could be easier (broken link even!). Besides having to enter your password for each site (and then again when you open your first video at each site), there are other little things that annoyed. One big one was the broken link to The Cum Slut which I was able to figure out by simplifying their link (just add /members/ at the end of the URL). Another was on the sites themselves they only give you a "next" button and no clue as to how many pages of content they have (and then they loop it at the end so if you're not paying attention you'll start recycling old content.

- Not sure if they update. First off the content isn't dated at all, so off the bat you're in the dark unless you pay good attention. Second, some of the sites have similar content counts to when we looked at them a couple months back which isn't a good thing if you're hoping for a lot of new content.

Conclusion:

Overall it's a decent deal at the price since you're getting some good-looking exclusive content here. I'd like more all around (more sets, more sites), and the little details are missing here and there (extra video options, navigation issues, etc.). The biggest deal breaker would be the lack of growth if that's the case here honestly. Keep an eye out to make sure it's worth sticking around month after month, because if it is growing it's definitely a nice set of sites here.

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other editor reviews
Click below to read one of our other editor reviews for this site.

Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Maggie Maggie 75.5 of 100  REVIEW

"The discount price is great but keep in mind you get what you pay for."
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Duke Duke 75.0 of 100  REVIEW

"Fat Joe's is a small network of sites made up of quite a unique mix of niches."
Fat Joe's Cafe Review by Vanessa Vanessa 74.0 of 100  REVIEW

"This Network didn't feel as straightforward as it seems but it bears some potential."

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