OFFICIAL
75.5
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
5.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
56.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
12.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
6.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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| Editor: Maggie |
Initial Review: 07-24-06 |
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1. Special TBP discount
2. Videos look good.
3. Access 4 sites.
1. Navigation needs work.
2. No updates in months.
3. Small sites.
"The discount price is great but keep in mind you get what you pay for." |
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"Welcome to Fat Joe's Cafe where the asees are thicker than the grease and the coffee isn't even close to the hottest thing we serve." Ok, so a fat, hairy, bald man in a greasy shirt with bad five o'clock shadow might not be my first choice of caricature for a porn site but it definitely fits the theme here. Fat Joe's Cafe is actually a network of four sites, Brazilian Bitches (hot and sexy hardcore Latinas), The Cum Slut (CJ challenges girls to take her title by drinking man goo from a dog bowl), GoGo Auditions (these girls suck cock to get a job), and Totally Tranny (sexy trannies in hardcore scenes). It's a nice hardcore mix at a low price.
The Goods -
Members get access to four sites for a total of around 100 videos. That's definitely the benefit of joining a network versus a single site. While independently these sites aren't large, together they're a good sized collection. Plus, while the tour doesn't explicitly say so, I'm under the impression that this is all original content. Exclusive, hardcore content like this is always great to come by.
The videos look really good. At 1250k, they're sharp and clear. They still have that reality feel to them but they've definitely paid attention to quality, much to our pleasure.
The price is great thanks to a special TBP discount. With it, membership is only $15 a month instead of $30. That's cheap for one site, let alone four!
The Bads -
I'd like to see more, more sites and more content. With just four sites included, compared to the 10+ that most other networks have, there are a lot fewer niches covered. The actual sites aren't huge either. 30 episodes seems to be the average. There are no photos to be found, just vidcaps. Compared to a solo site it's not bad, but against other networks quantity it can't compete.
Unfortunently, I don't expect much growth. There are no update dates, though the network promises weekly updates. I took a look at some of our content counts and found little new, in fact, some sites even looked smaller! Brazilian Bitches hasn't been updating (still stalled at 35 episodes), GoGo audtions hasn't been updating (31 episodes), Totally Tranny appears to have actually shrunk (10 videos), and The Cum Slut still has around 15 full-length videos and 120 short clips. It looks like this is as big as they're going to get.
I really didn't care for the navigation. To begin with, you have to enter your password every time you want to enter a site (at least there are only four, lol). Brazilian Bitches and GoGo Auditions have you clicking "next" endlessly to get through their videos with no clue as to how many pages they've got, Totally Tranny couldn't be plainer, and The Cum Slut is a mess with a video archive without preview pics. That's in addition to the lack of update dates I already mentioned. The whole network needs to be redone.
Conclusion -
Well, you get what you pay for. $15 will buy you a decent sized collection of hardcore, possibly original, good looking videos, and that's not bad. It won't get you updates, photos, or a site that is easy to browse, however. With the discount price, it won't hurt your wallet too bad to give the collection a look if you like pretty dirty porn but with no updates, one month is probably all you're going to need here.
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