OFFICIAL
69.9
worth a look |
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Content
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| Quality : |
17.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
8.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
52.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
6.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
1.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
9.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
6.9 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
6.9 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Duke |
Initial Review: 08-26-04 |
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1. Young looking models.
2. Unique enema content.
1. Inconsistent content formats.
2. Difficult navigation.
"Hmmm, chicks getting enemas. Well, if that's what floats your boat then check it out." |
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Since the topic of enemas doesn't seem to comp up to often, allow me to share a funny movie quote on the topic. From L.A. Story, Sarah Jessica Parker and Steve Martin chat after she treats him to a colonic on their date:
SanDeE*: So, what do you think?
Harris: I think it was a total washout.
SanDeE*: God, it really clears out your head.
Harris: Head?! Head?! You should go back in
there and tell them they're doing it wrong!
Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.
Now on to the site. It's taken me some time to get my bearings on Enemas.com. The way things are laid out is not at all user-friendly. There's not even really a "members section" for the content, instead the site allows members and non-members to browse to most pages, then a password prompt pops up when you click on member-restricted content. As a member with a password this is very annoying and I bet non-members hate having the password box jump in their face at unexpected times. Currently a page called "Featured Content" has a list of 27 scenes; an "Old Updates" page has a couple dozen photo galleries and video scenes including some from outside producers; and finally "The Girls" page has a picture of the models with links to their scenes. What's making things seem disorganized is the long summaries written out by the guy as play-by-play summaries of the action (which are worthwhile), but there's got to be a better way of formatting the pages so the content isn't so scattered.
Like I said I do like the written summaries, I think enema fans will enjoy reading about this guy's passion for his work. For some reason the "Featured Content" picture galleries are only available as zip files, which is pretty unusual and not too convenient (Old Updates does offer online galleries). Picture quality is fine and the size is average at around 800x700 or so. The Movies come in a variety of streaming clips and downloadable WMV zips. Format consistency from scene to scene is noticeably lacking. The streaming files play with an in-browser player which is another bummer. On the plus side once you've downloaded the file the picture quality is very sharp, that's probably the best aspect of the content.
Since I'm not a fan of enemas it's tough for me to tell if real enthusiasts will enjoy the action. My gut tells me the scenes will satisfy fans. These are younger and amateurish looking girls who experience quite a bit of discomfort as this guy does his enema thing. Things are mixed up a bit with some spanking and other fetishes, but clearly the enemas are the centerpiece. A couple of the girls I saw seemed quite unhappy as the instruments went to work but they stayed the course and finished the scenes.
Extra content includes "A Slave Diary" and message boards. The boards were fairly quiet but there are some recent posts. While there isn't an abundance of content, I will say that some of the movies are quite long at around an hour. That and the fact that I'm guessing enema content isn't overly easy to find are a couple things Enemas.com has going in its favor. The $19.95/mo price is acceptable and I suspect you guys looking for this content will be willing to drop that much. Even though I have my complaints about the appearance and content, I still feel comfortable recommending the site to true enema fans because the scenes deliver exactly that kind of action.
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