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Content
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| Quality : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
10.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
6.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
51.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.0 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria
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| Editor: Vanessa |
Initial Review: 12-04-08 |
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1. Network access.
2. Exclusive granny content.
3. Full-length downloads.
1. Quality is lacking.
2. Inconsistent updates/no clear update schedule.
3. Basic site design.
"The lack of quality is what's really going to hold Elder Hoes back." |
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ElderHoes.com features granny porn movies including hardcore "gangbangs, cumshots, lesbians, older and younger, toys and a few other things." Who knew old chicks could be so much fun? According to the site stats in the tour there are more than 61+ movies here currently, and new updates are being added once per week. A statement that I come to find out is not exactly true once I get inside. A membership will set you back almost $30 bucks per month, but also includes access to the member's areas of another 7+ sites from Kinky Porn Pass, including at least one other site we've already had the chance to review.
The Good:
- Exclusive niche themed porno movies. Once inside the Network members area, I actually only counted 56+ Granny videos. The substance of them ranges from lesbian to BBW, lots of oral and sex scenes, 3somes and moresomes. The chicks are definitely mature, and I was actually pleasantly surprised by how well they really stuck to the Granny theme.
- Network access gives users another 7+ sites to check out in between updates. Themes range from nylons and latex to BDSM and foot fetishes.
- Imbedded Flash streams make for easy (pre)viewing. Full-length download formats include WMV and AVI files.
The Bad:
- Inconsistent updates. This month they updated with 5 new videos all on the same day, last month they only added 1 new video, and the month before that it looks like a lot was added. There is no clear update schedule, so who knows what you're gonna get and when you're gonna get it.
- Quality is lacking. Videos don't even stream up to 700k in WMV format. The AVI clips look a little better, but overall it's disappointing, and even frustrating.
- Basic site design and navigation, and not in a good way either. I didn't like how they always listed the top watched videos at the top of the page, making users scroll through 10 pages of content (6 videos per page), with all of the actual clips listed on the bottom of the page. I can appreciate that Kinky Porn Pass is trying to incorporate all of the content from each of their sites in one Network area, but it almost made things more confusing than they needed to be. I should mention that they do offer some nice user features, so maybe just adding a model index of sorts, and re-working the organization of their content and how it's listed on the page would help clear things up enough.
The Conclusion:
Ultimately what it comes down to here is quality, or the lack of it. There's no excuse at this point in the game to still be offering 700k WMV videos; it's just too far below average to make the $30 monthly payment worth it. Elder Hoes does do a great job at delivering Granny content, however, maybe even better than most granny sites we've seen previously. If only they would bump up the quality a notch or two, I Think I'd have a real change of tune with this one. Unfortunately the inconsistent updates don’t help either, but multi-site access helps.
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