Entertaining classic videos.

Classic Porn DVDs offers up some hot scenes from decades past. You'll see parodies of MASH and Dukes of Hazzard, along with some of the earliest work of pornstars who later went on to make it big. Expect all the classic stylings and themes of the 70s and 80s.

Huge bonus collection.

It's easy to overlook the site's own classic collection with a bonus section like this. More than 8,000 DVDs are offered here, with 10 added each day to the collection. That's a massive collection of newer, hardcore flicks to keep members entertained in between the site's own classic updates.

Members of Classic Porn DVDs get access to 25 bonus sites for lots more hardcore action.

Small collection.

Although the site has an awesome collection of bonus DVDs, if you're actually joining for the classics, you're going to be disappointed. There are just 14 classic DVDs on the site. That's not nearly enough. The bonus DVDs are a nice addition, but they're just bonus content and can't take the place of the site's actual niche material.

Infrequent updates.

Though you'll see frequent bonus updates, it doesn't look like the site's own classic collection is really growing. There are no update dates provided, but it looks like nothing new has been added in months. Unfortunately they seem stuck at 14 DVDs.

No video viewing options.

All of the scenes are downloadable wmvs and that's it. There's no streaming option and no choice of other formats or quality settings.

The photo gallery section is simply a page that says "coming soon."

There are no tools for navigating the site. The scenes are listed in the order they were added with just one to two per page. That's it for helping you get around.

No information is provided about the scenes, except for the file size. There's no info on who the girls are, what they're doing, or anything else.

These are all non-exclusive scenes that can be found elsewhere.

There aren't enough classics here by a longshot to justify a membership.

If we were judging the site as an archive of current DVDs, Classic Porn DVDs would do a lot better. They offer an impressively large collection and daily updates...of bonus content. The site's own "classics" languish at 14 movies with no sign of updates in sight. The multi-site access helps make the $30/recurring at $25 a month price tag palatable, but just barely. Ultimately, there's just not enough classic material here to really make the site worth joining. Join for the bonus material, but not their tiny classic collection.