OFFICIAL
78.5
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
18.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
10.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
14.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
56.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. One hell of a novelty site.
2. Great quality toon images/videos.
3. Unique, exclusive content.
1. Site navigation and features are minimal.
2. Video categorization could be better.
"I love this site for the novelty, but overall it's going to be hard to compete with other sites." |
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Well if it isn't Disney on crack! Cartoon-Valley.com invites you to enter the magical kingdom of sexually explicit old time fairytale favorite’s gone naughty. From "Goofy" jerking off to the perverted 7 "Dwarfs" looking up "Snow Whites'" skirt, it's all here. Designed and illustrated by artist Heig and his friends, Cartoon Valley takes some of the most "famous animated films" and turns them "into porn stories". The price of admission here is high as the site is unique but for all of you sexy anime lovers out there, I think that the novelty of the site is worth a glance even by those of you who are just curious to see "Alice" have a 3some with "TweedleDee" and "TweedleDum".
This is one twisted website, and I have to admit, its fun. Not only can you see those familiar "Disney" Characters but you'll also find South Park, Simpsons, Duck Tales, Jessica and the Rabbit, Beavis and Butthead, The Incredibles, The Jetsons family, Looney Tunes, and more. There are only 94+ image galleries (45 + 49 more in the archives) here so far and I can only imagine how long it takes to create a new one but this definitely is not one of those sites that is all about quantity. The characters here are so similar to the ones you grew up with that it's almost scary. I honestly don't see how someone could get a hard-on over this, but I do see the curiosity and draw to it as I've already spent more than enough time on the site to get a full review out of it and I'm still logged in! They even have 2+ galleries featuring cartoon girls photoshopped in with real men and real scenes from porn - craziness, I tell you.
The 45+ comics add an extra touch of life to the pictures by adding a written story to accompany them. I'd say that Disney does a better job at telling a story but they're entertaining just the same and I have to admit, it was somewhat comical (did I just write that?) to see Lisa Simpson find a dildo in her pencil jar and use it to get off. I can only imagine that these comics take longer to create than the image galleries do and I was super surprised to see that they even offer a video section here. Granted I'm not really sure how they've got them listed. At first look you think there are only 2 videos here broken down into 3 scenes but looking further, each (preview) "scene" takes you to 15 small clips and while the same characters might or might not be in each clip, it really looks to me as though each is independent of the next (for the most part). Either way, watch as Ariel gets her pussy licked and then sucks dick, finally getting fucked from in both holes to her theme song - nasty!
If you're one of those people who always thought you could read into the sexual undertones of Disney films, well this is the real deal! Even Winnie the Pooh gets fucked (I always knew there was something other than honey in that hole)! For me, though, this isn't really a porn site, per say, and while I definitely spent more time here than I do on many sites that we review, a lot of that had to do with the novelty of the site, coupled with the pure imaginativeness and effective execution. I do with that the video section was better laid out so that it was clear which clips are a set and which are not (maybe I missed something)? I have no idea when you can expect updates here, and really, I don't care ;). Cartoon Valley is one fucked up site that is interesting enough to join at the $29.95 price tag but I'm not sure how long most will stick around.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-10-07 |
It's been a year and 3 months since we've looked at this cool toon porn site last and I still remember laughing about it with friends back then. The good news here is that it's grown! Cartoon Valley is still as unique as ever and now offers more than 218+ image galleries and 86+ videos. These are still your fun, "it's just wrong" pics and vids featuring Disney and Warner Brother's toon characters, as well as plenty of others, engaging in raw sex acts that only the most perverted of minds could badger up and enjoy. And enjoy this site I did - I still do! Even though the price of admission has gone up to an astonishing $34.95 per month, if you have the slightest inkling to see what's inside, I'd suggest a join. Otherwise, obviously, that's way too high of a price tag for the rest of you. I do have to say, though, I really wish they'd make browsing/searching through the content easier. The design is clean, but it doesn't make getting around very easy, especially if you're looking for something specific. Overall, this still categorizes as a novelty site to me as I can't really see someone beating off to it - but hey, I'm sure weirder things have happened!
Score increased from 75.5 to 78.5.
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