OFFICIAL
77.0
pretty good |
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Content
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| Quality : |
16.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
11.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
2.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
55.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
2.5 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Pics look good.
2. Original content.
3. Fun theme.
4. Twice weekly updates.
1. No browse features.
2. Expensive.
"You'll never look at your favorite cartoons the same again!" |
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Have you ever wanted to see Ariel (you know, the Little Mermaid) feel up Belle? Or maybe what Snow White has under her pretty skirt? Cartoon Valley has all that and more. They've taken all your classic childhood favorites and made them as perverted as possible. Do yourself a favor and check out the tour. I know I was surprised at how well-drawn these naughty toons are! Judging from the looks of ecstasy on these girls faces, I'm beginning to think Disneyland is the happiest place on earth for a reason!
Cartoon Valley currently has 45 galleries, each with 10 photos. That's a very small collection and unfortunently updates are slow coming. The site hasn't seen anything new in three months! That's a shame. The galleries in this section feature all your Disney favorites, Jasmine, Alice, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, and even Pocahontes, all like you've never seen them before. Turns out these toon babes are pretty nasty. Cinderella gets it on with her Godmother and Ariel is reaching down Daddy's fin! I've got to say that these are high quality drawings that look very very authentic. Maybe some rogue former Disney artist is behind them. Either way, they look great and it's only a shame there aren't more of them.
The next section is called Comix and it contains 46 comic strip scenes. Your cast of characters includes some of the same Disney chicks along with Winnie the Pooh, Bugs Bunny, Bart Simpson, the Jetsons, and the South Park gang. The themes here run from incest to beastiality; you'll never look at these cartoons the same way again. The drawings look great, though the text gets a little cheesy at times. All of the scenes are quite entertaining.
Next we get to the movies. Unfortunently, there are only two of them. Each is offered in three quality levels, up to 512k, in short clips that stream in your browser. Sure, the videos look good but the section itself is rather weak. With only two movies and not being able to download them, I was done here pretty quick.
Next we come to the archive. This is a mixed bag of simpler drawings with some pretty interesting combinations. There's Marge and King Triton, Ariel and Aladdin's genie, even Scooby Doo and Jane Jetson. These drawings don't look quite as authentic as the other galleries but they're still very well drawn.
I really got a kick out of Cartoon Valley and just wished it was a stronger site! The collection is tiny, the updates are nonexistant, and the movie section needs a lot of work. Still, there aren't too many sites offering toon porn as good looking as this. $30 is very expensive considering how small the site is, so I'd recommend joining the 3 day trial for only $10. You can easily go through the collection in that time and I think it's well worth the cost of a trial membership. Who wouldn't want to check out Belle and Ariel's hot lesbian scene at that price?
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 01-10-07 |
Cartoon Valley has such unique content, I was really hoping they'd grown since our last visit a year ago. Thankfully they have. There are now over 200 galleries and nearly 100 videos, a very nice increase since our initial review. Updates were erratic then but now you can expect something new twice a week. I especially liked checking out the videos that have been added. I haven't seen too many sites offering such nicely done videos of such popular cartoon characters. They've further upgraded the movies section by making them downloadable. I think the two things I'd like to see are more browse features (browseable by character) and a lower price (now at $35 a month, ouch). All in all, though, this is a unique and entertaining site that's worth a look if you're after something different.
Score increased from 72.2 to 77.0.
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