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Content
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| Quality : |
15.0 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.0 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
4.5 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
52.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
7.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
13.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Temp Fill : |
7.3 / 10 |
| sub-total : |
7.3 / 10 |
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| Editor: Spencer |
Initial Review: 06-01-05 |
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1. Very unique content.
2. Not too expensive.
1. Video quality isn't great.
2. No updates in a year.
"Definitely join if you're into this crazy content, but the lack of updates really hurts." |
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I'm kinda scared going into this review about what I just might see here. The site is called Butt Machine Boys, and do you agree with me that it's a scary title? At the top of their warning page, in all capital letters, it says "BE WARNED!" which isn't helping my fear either. Hitting the actual tour for the first time, sure enough there's a dude tied up with a machine fucking his ass. I'll tell you right off the bat, this isn't my cup of tea, but for those of you who do like this stuff, I can at least let you know how the site and quality are in general!
I was expecting a hefty price here, since I think the content is pretty unique. I was pleasantly surprised to see a mere $20 price tag, which isn't too bad of a deal at all (though I haven't checked anything out in the member's area at all yet mind you). The whole site, and especially the menu at the top, remind me of the company's flagship site Fucking Machines. Hopefully this will be pretty similar.
There's a lot of extra info you can check out on the models, machines, etc., but you can do that as a free guest so I won't get into it too much. The menu contains two links for members, "directory" and "movies." Not quite knowing what directory was, I hit it up and am still confused. I got a picture, and that's about it. The movies link is where you want to be. There's some bad news right off the bat here, the latest update is from March of 2004, over a year ago at this point.
Each scene comes with a photoset, that's available in either hi-res or lo-res (make sure to click the text link if you want the larger photos). The pictures look decent, somewhere in between amateur and pro shots, and the large ones come in at 1200x800 which is pretty good. You can create a custom zip file if that interests you, but I think the videos should be even more impressive here due to the content.
Video can be downloaded or streamed, I headed straight to the download section of course. They come in Windows Media Video and Real Video (again, be sure to switch it if you prefer the Real Video option, and email me explaining why it is you prefer that ;-) ). We're stuck watching clips only, no full scenes here. Unfortunately the quality is only average at best, with specs at 320x240 and 350kbps. Some of their sites have great-looking video, but I guess that's not the case here. It gives you more fun to see it in moving action, but overall it was a bit of a disappointment.
Tough call on this one. It's a very unique site, with obviously exclusive content. The $20 price tag isn't bad at all, but you're stuck with older clips of just average quality, and no real hope of new stuff right now it seems. I'd say take a look if you're interested for sure, but keep checking the updates page when deciding whether to stick around or not.
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