Ass Smoothie Official Review by Duke at TheBestPorn.com

Ass Smoothie

PAY SITE

This site touts itself as " Part game show, part porn site and part nutritional beverage." Enjoy your smoothie!

Category: Anal Sex Secondary: Hardcore Sex, HD Porn

Launched: Oct 2007 (approx.) Pop-Ups: Yes (exit console)

site facts

Content and cost details about asssmoothie.com.

First Listed: 10-03-07

Facts Update: 10-03-08

Cost:

Trial:		$4.90 (2 days, recurs $36.90/mo.)
Monthly:		$34.90 (recurring)
Multi-Mo:		$78.90 (3 months, non-recurring)

Full Access Trial! Trials to this company's sites should give full site access (verified 07-14-08 with The Hardcore Network).

Note: Pay-per-minute option available.

Pictures:

49+ Galleries (avg. 122 pics each)

Hi-Res Pics: N, Model Index: N, Small & Large Pics: N, ZIP Files: N

Watermarks: Yes, medium-sized (all pictures).

Videos:

144+ Episodes (approx. 7 min. each)

Full Scenes: Y, Multi-Bandwidth: Y, Vid Caps: N

Watermarks: Yes, medium-sized (all videos).

Updates:

No Update Logs, No Content Dates.

Details: updates twice a week.

Vid Format:

Windows (.wmv)
3500k, 1440x1080
Downloadable

DRM: Video downloads have No DRM (no license restrictions).

Exclusive:

All content is exclusive (advertised as 100% exclusive.).

DL Limit:

No information found in the terms and conditions.

3rd Party:

Yes, forum, live feeds, store and more.

Notes:

- 12 sites are included with membership.
- Site can also be accessed with The Hardcore Network membership.

Independent Billing:

1. CCBill

Credit Card, 900 Number, Online Check, Postal Mail

Company Info:

RoyalVault

15 Sites Listed

Partner: Royal Vault

To understand all the info above, checkout our Site Facts Glossary.

Duke's review

Duke's complete review and scoring breakdown of Ass Smoothie.

OFFICIAL
80.0
great

Content
Quality :	19.5 / 20
Quantity :	11.0 / 15
Entertain :	13.0 / 15
Updates :	7.0 / 10
Exclusive :	5.0 / 05
Download :	3.5 / 05
sub-total :	59.0 / 70

Navigation
Easy :	8.0 / 10
Features :	2.5 / 05
Design :	3.0 / 05
sub-total :	13.5 / 20

Other
Originality :	5.0 / 05
Hard Facts :	2.5 / 05
sub-total :	7.5 / 10

Curve :

0.0 (+/-5)

Scoring Criteria New

New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank.

Editor: Duke	Initial Review: 01-07-08
Follow-Up Review(s): 09-26-08

PROS:

1. Exclusive & unique ass drinking shoots.

2. High-res vids, three quality levels.

3. Network access, interesting sites.

CONS:

1. Very little shoot preview info/pics.

2. No banging or sex action included.

3. Little update info, high monthly price.

BOTTOM LINE:

"The content is undeniably different & funny plus they have very high-res videos."

Besides having an incredibly funny title Ass Smoothie is very creative with their niche concept too. I get to review all sorts of porn sites and there are some strange people in this business. The dudes behind this site walk that line between hilarious and just plain nuts. Of course the just absolutely insane moniker is reserved for the chicks who actually partake in drinking their drink. Indeed the site has vid shoots that open with interview/chatting and then chicks drinking blended cocktails that have been in their ass.

The Goods:

- Exclusive & Unique Ass Drinking Shoots. This is one of those rare sites when the concept and execution make it totally unique from other sites. The intros to the videos are worth watching and those actually take up about half of the shoot. From there you have the girl making the drink and then the big finale is the pouring into and out of her ass and then the drinking. What else is there to say. Oh yeah, some of the chicks decline offer to do the shoot so that adds to the "suspense".

- High-Res Vids, Three Quality Levels. Along with the concept the high video quality is the other thing that really stands out here. Three quality levels are offered and the highest (along with the second best) quality files look great. Full-scene files are the only option, there aren't clip choices.

- Network Access, Interesting Sites. The Hardcore Network which is included for members has a mix of sites that is different than most of the mainstream video/reality networks out there. Included are some other freaky niche sites, more standard niches, and some solo girl sites.

The Bads:

- Very Little Shoot Preview Info/Pics. Each shoot has an amazingly small amount of info available. Aside from the model name and one thumbnail there is her preferred drink ingredients and a one line written intro. Perhaps they're trying to limit the details so members won't know if the chick does or does not drink an Ass Smoothie but they really should give more specifics.

- No Banging or Sex Action Included. This is worth noting simply because I'm sure most surfers would expect some kind of anal action based on the site name and included network. Since that's not the case it's important to point out. The drinking of smoothies is the totality of the shoots.

- Little Update Info, High Monthly Price. The content on Ass Smoothie has no dates posted nor is there any update log. The update info is available on the network hub and the additions are intermixed with additions to other sites. The monthly price is on the high end of paysites so that might jump out at you as well.

Conclusion:

To me Ass Smoothie seems like the type of site that's best suited for dudes on the lookout for something different and freaky. They undoubtedly deliver a different concept and high-res videos although the lack of any hardcore action might surprise some surfers. Due to the price it's probably best to consider shop the network as a whole to get an idea of the totality of what they're selling.

1st Follow-Up Review

Review: 09-26-08

In all my years as a reviewer Ass Smoothie is still one of those sites that stands alone in terms of the unique concept they've put together. The Pro/Con points from my initial review still apply to what they have to offer. Updates have continued to come and one of the most surprising positives is the sheer number of episodes available (although the shoots aren't all that long). Often really different specialty sites like this will come up short in terms of quantity or not keep up with adding new material but Ass Smoothie bucks that trend. The high-resolution videos are still a great feature too. They still don't have much preview thumbs or vid file details so there are little items that chip away at the value. The Hardcore Network remains a part of membership as well.

Score increased from 79.5 to 80.0.

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other editor reviews

Click below to read one of our other editor reviews for this site.

Spencer

83.5 of 100 REVIEW

"The content here is crazy, unique, and looks great overall."

Vanessa

82.0 of 100 REVIEW

"If you can get past the price, the clever Ass Smoothie content is unique & fun."

Maggie

82.0 of 100 REVIEW

"Rich, creamy, and oh so disgusting high quality original videos."

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