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The Best Porn » Top Porn Sites » Absolute Handjobs Review
Last Update: 04-08-13
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Absolute Handjobs

Pay Site

This site features hot babes who know how to give those really excellent hand jobs that guys love.


Primary Niche: Hand Jobs
Secondary Niches: Hardcore SexPorn Videos

Site Facts All the glorious stats and details about absolutehandjobs.com.

Cost & Billing

Trial: $1.01 Full Access (3 days, recurs $34.95/mo.)

Verified 05-23-14 with Super Sex Stars (same company).
Monthly: $34.95 (recurring)
Multi-Mo: $59.95 (3 months, recurring)
Payment: Mastercard, VISA
CC Processor: Secondary: Epoch

Videos

Quantity: 515+ Scenes (approx. 12 min. each)
Format #1: WMV (.wmv), 1700k, 640x480 (dl or stream)
Format #2: Flash (in-browser), bit unknown, 640x480 (streaming)
Format #3: H.264 (.mp4,.mov), 1700k, 640x480 (downloadable)
Notes: 10-2014: All Sextronix sites now offer MP4 movies. Mobile MP4 format also offered. Around 80 of the videos are HD: Flash (720x400) and WMV and H.264 around 854x480, 2000k. Specs may vary.

Images

Quantity: 151+ Galleries (avg. 90 pics each)
Zip Files: Yes

Misc

Exclusivity: There is some exclusive content (content is advertised as exclusive but doesn't really appear to be).
Download Limit: There is no download limit!
3rd Party: Yes, video feeds.
Dates

Site Launched: Dec 2008
Facts Updated: 04-08-13
Listed Date: Dec '08

Content Updates

Update Log: No
Content Dated: Yes
Last Content Update:
04-08-13 (as of 04-08-13)
Details: Dates show daily video updates and a photo gallery added every four days but the content counts often fall, don't change or don't change much between checks. The content may be rotated.

Company Info

PowerNetX Services Limited
151 Sites Listed
Partner: Sextronix Partners

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76.5
pretty good



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03-20-2013
76.5
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02-24-2011
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Absolute Handjobs Review by Vanessa Absolute Handjobs

Review by Vanessa

Released Mar 20, '13 , Written Mar 12, '13
Intro

A good handjob is no small feat for a girl and, in fact, there aren't too many sites out there with a focus on just that. Absolute Handjobs is one site that promises all handjobs, and amazing ones at that with new updates coming in daily. Truth be told the actual numbers don't increase, so although date stamps show new scenes added daily, it seems more like content is being rotated through. There are about 515 videos and 150 image galleries here currently, with bonus site access included in your somewhat pricy $34.95 monthly membership.


The Pros

  Variety Of Handjob Themed Photo & Video Content.

A nice-sized collection of amateur and model looking chicks in handjob porno pics & videos. This is your basic handjob themed version of main-stream content, with other various niche themes; supermodel, toys, Euro, blowjobs, etc. The focus though, is on hot chicks giving handjobs.

Other Good Stuff:

  • Some good quality content. Full-length video downloads that stream anywhere from 1600k to 4000k (1280x720). A few of the videos even offer HD specs with speeds up to 4100k. The quality looks good overall, but would love for a little more consistency.
  • Videos downloads are full-length & offered (high or low quality) in WMV/MP4, and most of the time also in iPod/Phone & sometimes PSP formats.
  • Flash streams available in multiple quality options. Galleries can be downloaded as ZIP files or as PDF files.
  • Some very nice user/browse options are in place including choosing the number of sets per page, sort tools, top lists, etc.

The Cons

  Likely Non-Exclusive Content.

Considering the size of this non-exclusive collection, there is a large amount of inconsistencies in the picture and video quality. No information is given about your models, or the content itself. Absolute Handjobs feels like a general content site with a mish-mash of porno, which is what it is.

  Site Design Could Be Better.

Basic/plain site design with minimal browse features and no scene descriptions or model information. Scenes are grouped into basic categories and although they do give video specs there is no other useful info.

Minor Negatives:

  • Content is likely rotated through. Although it appears as though new content is being added, the lack of an increase in content counts on our end suggest that either content is rotated out, or rotated through.
  • Not all scenes offer HD specs and the ones that don't can average around 1000k-1700k.
  • Ads and up-sells clutter up the members area pages.

Bottom Line

A decent archive of handjob themed content but other sex acts make appearances, too.

The main thing that I wish for from this site is that they would carry over the same promises they give for the content in the tour into the member's area. Instead what you get here is a mish-mash of porno content featuring chicks mostly giving handjobs without any sort of info or personality, and many times something other than a handjob is on order as well. With that said, I do appreciate all of the bonuses and the number of higher quality videos. But what would help is truth in updates or a smaller price tag. An advanced search feature would also help browse issues as well. Overall there's lots to see, but I didn't get the feeling of an exclusive handjob themed site like I had hoped to.

Site Details

About the Content: 
Downloadable sets featuring girls giving handjobs, though some blowjobs and hardcore action are mixed in at times as well.

Download Managers: 
Yes, should work.
Channel Max: 8
Able to pause/resume.
Test Software: IDM

Download Speed: 
Download Mgr: 2.5MB/sec.
Browser: 850KB/sec.
(188MB video, 20Mbps cable internet)

Exclusive Info: 
Advertised: Exclusive.
My Opinion: Unsure. I don't recall seeing this content anywhere else, but I'm almost certain a lot of it is non-exclusive.

File Sizes (HQ): 
JPG = ~200KB
ZIP = ~30MB
PDF = ~30MB
MP4 = ~300MB
WMV = ~550MB
Mobile = ~100MB
(average size, HQ)

HD Video: 
Yes, 66 videos.
File Type: WMV
Bit-Rate: 2600k-4100k
Dimensions: 1280x720
Quality: Mostly good but compression artifacts are noticeable at times or color quality isn't as sharp.

Logging In: 
User, pw, and text verify.
Only user/pw saved after closing.
Videos don't require pw re-entry.

Model Appearance: 
Mostly white, some ethnic models.
Many amateur looking to model types.
Thin, sexy, average body types.

Model Info: 
Many models.
Mostly 18-30s looking.

Other Content: 
Bonus content.
3rd party feeds.

Other Details: 
User ratings.
Ads in member's area.
Browse history and favorites section.
Music in some videos.

Pic Details: 
Amateur to semi-pro level.
some may be airbrushed/touched up.
Good lighting in most images.
Some fuzzy shots.
Quality, size and sharpness vary.
Mix of indoor & outdoor.

Pic Dimensions (HQ): 
Recent = 1600 x 1027
Sizes may vary.

Streaming Player: 
Medium-large flash player.
Can jump ahead immediately.
Near instant buffer.
Smooth playback.
Nice quality.
Smaller formats also offered.
Filmstrip navigation.

Updates in Last 7 Days: 
Hard to say...
(there is some discrepancy between date stamps listed in members area)


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