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Content
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| Quality : |
17.5 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
12.5 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
57.5 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.0 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
14.5 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
3.5 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
4.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Multi-site access.
2. High & low quality stream options.
3. Most newer content is great quality.
1. Image quality/size tends to range.
2. Video quality could be even better.
"I wonder how many gallons of cum that is?" |
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1000Facials.com-- Here is what's promised:
Welcome to 1000facials.com. Join me on my mission -- to find, fuck, and facial 1,000 amateur girls! I am going hunt them down -- in clubs, chat rooms, at the mall, in newspapers -- until I finish my mission. I'll deliver a new facialed girl every week! Join today and you'll see the best amateur blow job's and facials! Over 100 hours of movies and over 10,000 of pics of young head-pounding amateurs blowjobs, ridiculous fucking, and a faceful of cum everytime!
This is a video site featuring over 100+ videos of Andy, the man on a mission. From the looks of things here, Andy's still got a ways to go before he hits the 1,000 mark but he's on his way to gettin' there, with a new girl added every week or so (could be any day of the week, not consistent on any one day). There are a couple of ways to view this site and it's kept fairly simple, there's: recent updates, girls A to Z, Andy's top 10, and of course a favorites section where models are listed by categories and there are quite a few good ones in there too, such as: 100 lbs or less (you bastards! chicks aren't meant to be that skinny:), blowjob experts, fucked puss, deepthroat & gagging, eye shots, swallowed, you get the idea. This section adds a great deal of flexibility when it comes to browsing the content, so extra points for this one. Those of you who enjoy watching girls suck dick, get spewed on and all that fun stuff will likely enjoy what this site has to offer. The price tag is about standard for this type of site, at $24.95 per month.
You'll find both picture and video content here, more specifically, a set of pictures (or screen shot images) that comes with each video. The size of these images is generally very large (800x600-1024x768) but the quality of them is not up to par since there's only so much you can do with a video cam capture. In any case, if you ask me, these pictures should be though of nothing more than accompaniments to the videos since they pretty much take the video in sequence and make still shots out of it. I'd much rather watch the video in action, wouldn't you?
Next up is the actual videos; these are offered as MPEG & Windows Media files and some even have the option for high, medium, or low speed connections. When it comes to the quality of them; I'd say it's good, streaming at an average rate of 346k, but I'd definitely like to see some higher quality streams coming from this site as well as more options for download including full length videos, this is a video site after all. Like I said, though, the newer videos come in high, medium and low quality options, with the high quality videos streaming as high as 1500k (very nice), the medium as high as 700k and the low is about the same as the older video streams that don't offer these options. Fortunately out of the 115+ girls that Andy has had the pleasure of having their lips around his manhood, at least 63+ of them have the option for higher quality downloads. Like one would most likely assume, what you're going to get here is plain and simple: blowjobs, blowjobs, and more blowjobs; blowjobs in every position imaginable, with every different technique imaginable. Some chicks get really into it, while others just seem bored. Some chicks get squirted all over and lick it up, while others lay there as if something horrible is about to happen. There's not a whole lot of exciting dialogue that goes on here, but that might have something to do with the fact that the chicks has a dick in her mouth, but I think I would have enjoyed hearing a little more dirty talk, ass slapping, something you know? There's a couple of 2 girl and even 3 girl blowjobs to be found here as well (apparently some girls don't like to share). All in all there is quite a bit of raw, awesome quality videos and some even feature these chicks getting fucked. Obviously, my main gripe with the videos here is that there is no option to watch them in full.
1000Facials.com is a sure winner for those of you who enjoy blowjob/facial content. The quality of the things here has continually improved and it even looks as though newer updates are being added with actual high quality photos instead of the old screen shot standard, though I'm not 100% sure about that. Either way, they are certainly very high quality screen caps if that's what they are. The site design is nothing spectacular but it works and the browsing features, especially in the favorites section, makes getting around the site and finding exactly what you like to see simple as pie. I guess $24.95 is about right for a site such as this and there's definitely a great variety of content and girls to be found here. I would like to see some more fucking videos though, this may be a suck site but that doesn't mean members wouldn't enjoy seeing a little pussy action! At least you know you can expect this site to continue to grow as Andy's only a little over a tenth of the way to meeting his goal.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 08-29-05 |
The man on a mission here has not given up and 1,000 facials now houses close to 200+ amateur girls getting spewed all over! It's certainly not anywhere close to a 1,000 but that just means there's plenty left to look forward to here. Updates are still coming in quite frequently, roughly averaging 2 new complete episodes per week. I'm also super-excited to see that the videos are also now being offered as full-length streams/downloads! This is a great, great thing for the site, but unfortunately it comes at a small price. Since adding the videos in full-length, they've also done away with the smaller clips (which I don't mind) but I'm sure someone out there has reasons why they like their porn broken down into smaller segments (i.e. get to the money shot already!). The other things is, they've also done away with the super hi-quality 1500k stream, which I loved. Overall it's still a step in the right direction, however, even if they did also take a baby step backwards because of it and it's not like 700k quality videos is something to scoff at either. Overall I'm happy to see things moving along here and maybe someday we'll be announcing the update of the 1,000th facial here!
Score increased from 80.9 to 82.5.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 04-22-08 |
It's now a year and a half or so later and 1,000 Facials is up to 269+ - still a long way to go! That means that only 69+ new messy facials have taken place since our last update, which doesn't feel like a whole lot. At this rate the 1,000th facial feels so far away. Thankfully they have at least added access to another 9+ sites with your membership here, and we're back to having multiple quality download options & a breakdown of parts for the vids. The WMV streams go up to 1500k at this point, and while they look good, I'd love to see the bitrates go even higher! Fortunately the image quality has taken a big leap to 1296x1944 pixels - they look great! For some reason though, these options and quality didn't seem to be consistent throughout? As a site I still like 1,000 facials, but I think they really need to step it up overall, as it seems like each time we're back there are a few positive changes to talk about & a few negatives as well. It's the whole 2 steps forward, 1 step back deal, and it doesn't always site well for me.
Score decreased from 82.5 to 82.0.
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