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Content
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| Quality : |
16.5 / 20 |
| Quantity : |
13.5 / 15 |
| Entertain : |
13.0 / 15 |
| Updates : |
7.0 / 10 |
| Exclusive : |
5.0 / 05 |
| Download : |
3.0 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
58.0 / 70 |
| Navigation |
| Easy : |
8.5 / 10 |
| Features : |
3.0 / 05 |
| Design : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
15.0 / 20 |
| Other |
| Originality : |
4.0 / 05 |
| Hard Facts : |
3.5 / 05 |
| sub-total : |
7.5 / 10 |
Scoring Criteria New
New Update!
As of Aug 15th, 07, price of a site is no longer factored into the overall score/rank. |
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1. Site is getting pretty large.
2. Exclusive content that fits the niche well.
3. Updates come regularly.
4. Network access included.
1. Picture quality is just okay.
2. A touch expensive.
3. Video quality is good, but could still be better.
"With the fun scenes and regular updates, it's starting to make a name for itself here." |
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Ok, I think the direction we took with The Best Porn is completely wrong. So what if we get to look at porn all day and cast our votes on what we think is best. The guy who started the site we're reviewing today had a much better idea. The site is called "1,000 Facials," and his goal is to give 1,000 chicks facials and post it on his site. One new girl goes up a week, and he's got a bit over 100 girls up now. It sounds like this is going to take a really long time, and this dude could be pretty old by the time his goal is met. Either way, he still has hot twenty year olds gobbling his cum - what more could one want?
After you pay your $25 and log in, the site is surprisingly simple to get around. He starts you off on the "recent updates" page, even though that really isn't the member's homepage. The actual homepage shows all the girls he's done in order; the recent update page lists just that, the latest updates; and the model's page lists the girls by name. There's also a top 10 list of Andy's favorites, and a list of member's favorite scenes. The member's favorites would actually be better described as a categories page, which is good to have as well.
When browsing around, I noticed their menu up top gets repeated twice on a lot of the pages. I'm not sure if this is a glitch, but it happens on most all the main pages in the member's area unfortunately. Check it out in the screen caps to see what I mean.
The pictures are a little hard to get to, but they're there. There's no link to them from the updates page, so you'll have to click on the text link on the actual gallery page to get to them (which is towards the bottom underneath the video links). They are real pictures, not video caps, which is good. There's more solo shots in here than in the videos, but that's ok too. The are pretty large, although amateur-looking, at 1280x960. There's usually some harsh lighting around that ruins them for me. The other thing that was annoying was all the little images that load around the actual picture. The older galleries are fine, but the newer ones have the image load on an HTML page with a bunch of other crap in the way.
I'm hoping the videos are where all the fun is at. There are four viewing options: one MPG, and three Windows Media Video files. Video download speed is a little on the slow side for me at 160KB/sec, but it's not too horrible. The MPG specs come in at 352x240 and 750kbps. The quality is actually pretty good, and even looks decent at full screen! The WMV ranges on the low end from 320x240 at 350kbps (not too low-quality if you ask me) to 640x480 and 1500kbps on the high end! Even the low-quality ones are watchable, which is surprising. The large ones look really good, although there's a few artifacts on the picture quality when the action is especially fast-paced. Most of the time, though, the video looks awesome and was better than I was expecting for a site like this. About the only thing missing is a full-video download option unfortunately. I did notice there's a different URL on a lot of the videos, which is a little weird.
For some reason I was associating facials with blowjobs only, but that's not the case. Sure there's lots of oral action, but there's lots of hardcore action all around here. New updates come once a week, which is just ok to me, but thankfully the videos are usually pretty large. $25 is also a little on the expensive side, especially when it's just for a single site (no network sites, which seems to be the norm these days). Still, the video is pretty damn good, and it fills its niche perfectly. If the few things I mentioned earlier were fixed, I think it'd be a solid site all around. For now, it's good, with a few moments of greatness shining through, and I look forward to the site next year when it has had a chance to mature some more.
| 1st Follow-Up Review |
Review: 08-29-05 |
While the site is basically the same as it was last time we left, there have been some changes under the hood that need addressing. The first thing is that the site has been updating well (twice a week), and has 187 scenes up now. They have a long-ass way to go to get to 1,000, but we all have to start somewhere.
Finding pictures was pretty damn easy this time around, so either they've changed the layout or I was smoking crack last time. They're quite amateur-looking, but are large coming in at 1500x1000 or so now.
Video options have been consolidated to one MPG option, and two WMV options. Somehow this meant getting rid of their highest-quality videos which used to be a big plus last time. Now, for WMV files, the best you get is 320x240 and 700kbps or so. They look okay, but definitely blend in with the other "just-okay" videos out there now. I dunno why the hell they'd get rid of that option when everyone else is moving to better-looking stuff. The MPGs look marginally better, but not like they used to unfortunately. Even worse, this is all retroactive to their older scenes too, which means you can't view the good-looking stuff from before either.
It's too bad this happened, since it was one thing that stood out for me. It's still an okay collection here, but not like it was before unfortunately. The price is $30 a month now, which is a little more as well I think, and that just adds to my misery right now. All good things must come to an end I guess!
Score decreased from 82.2 to 80.0.
| 2nd Follow-Up Review |
Review: 04-20-08 |
I wish I had thought of this idea still, instead of just looking at porn all day, to actually get to give 1,000 chicks a facial. Oh well. The quest continues, and we're now up to over 260 scenes which means the updates are still coming along pretty well. Also back are the higher quality videos thankfully, which is great to see. They're more along the lines of "average" these days in terms of quality, but they're much better than what we saw last time around. Otherwise, I hope he marches on here as the scenes are fun, and the site is doing well!
Score increased from 80.0 to 80.5.
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